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My body is pissed at me right now
So I made it back to the gym. Actually, a friend talked me into a Groupon for a new gym/workout program. Hopefully, once I make it through this week and next, I won’t want to punch my friend in the...
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Burpees are Assholes
And no, that is not a drinking game or a cute little way to say BURP for kids. Some sick asshole decided these would be a really cool thing to throw into a workout. Google the word and I’m sure a...
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It’s time to drag my fat ass to the gym
Don’t answer that. I already know the answer. It’s time. I can no longer put off the fact that it will soon be swim suit season. Shit. It’s like 2 weeks away. I’m totally screwed. I am not a fan...
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If I’m Gonna Have A Hangover….
I should have least had a hell of a time the night before. Right? I wish. Nope. Nada. It’s an antihistamine hangover. WTF? I’ve been sneezing NON-fucking-stop for about 6 weeks now. I should have...
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Stoopid scale
So, I woke up yesterday morning, got on the scale, it said “fuck you” and then waived its middle finger at me – taunting me like the asshole it is. So I decided I could take matters into my own hands...
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The Hubs Has Decided I’ve Lost My Mind
But what else is new. ” You aren’t going to get all weird on me now, are you? ” Define weird. So, I have this dear, dear, friend. She went a little “Earth Mommy” several years ago, and for VERY...
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